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PostSubject: Rejected Guild Mantra.   Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:40 am

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Our mantra is "Don't be a douchefag". Being a douche, or a fag, is acceptable. Just not at the same time.

Douche (n.) a jet or current of liquid (as a cleansing solution) directed against or into a bodily part or cavity (as the vagina). Slang usage: a rude person, someone who cares little for their impact on society.

Fag (n.) an English public-school boy who acts as servant to an older schoolmate. Slang usage: someone who takes in the pooper, when said person possesses pen0rz.

Douchefag (n.) useless wastes of oxygen; also, a jet or current of liquid used to clean duckbutter out of faggot asses.
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PostSubject: Rejected Guild Mantra #2   Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:49 am

Guild Mantra: "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

Elequence belongs to the conquerer. We intend to conquer. Bow down before us, peasants, for you are WEAK and WORTHLESS. Grovel at the feet of your superiors. NOW!! Your inferiority exists to fuel our greatness. YOU ARE FOOD. Sacrifice your first-born and you may be spared. Fool! We had no intention to spare you! Now, as we cook your child, we will tell it that it wasn't loved. And make you watch. While you're being raped by our slave retard-troll. BOW DOWN!!
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PostSubject: Re: Rejected Guild Mantra.   Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:40 pm

What will really happen to your children:
A Modest Propsal

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PostSubject: Re: Rejected Guild Mantra.   Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:50 pm

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What will really happen to your children:
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IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!
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PostSubject: Re: Rejected Guild Mantra.   Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:09 pm

It's a ginger thing.

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PostSubject: Re: Rejected Guild Mantra.   Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rejected Guild Mantra.   Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:26 pm

Jessamoose wrote:
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Douchefag (n.) useless wastes of oxygen; also, a jet or current of liquid used to clean duckbutter out of faggot asses.

I lol'd
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